
I love Capricorns.
Capricorns are earth signs. At first, they can come across as a bit old-fashioned, a bit stuffy and cold.
Like Kim Jong Un.
The Capricorn symbol is the goat. The rugged mountain goat. The one that scales rocky peaks, then looks back and wonders why it’s all alone.
Like Richard Nixon after Watergate
Capricorns are ruled by the planet Saturn. Saturn is the CEO of the Zodiac.
The Jeff Bezos of Amazon.
That’s why Capricorns are all so damn ambitious, so damn determined, and so damn boring at parties.
Take Capricorn Denzel Washington. Star of stage and screen. Two-time Academy-Award winner.
But do you really want to party with a Pentecostal Preacher?
“Excuse me,” you say. “Reverend Washington, would you care for another cocktail?”
He fires back with brimstone: “Follow not Satan down the road of cock and tail!”
Consider four-time NBA-champion Lebron James.
You do not want to bump into this guy at a party.
One accidental nudge and he’s screaming: “Foul! Foul! He touched me! He touched me!”
It is the mission of every Capricorn man to find himself a mission in life — something to strive for, something to pursue.
And it’s the mission of every Capricorn woman to find a man with a mission.
Michelle Obama found herself a future president.
Kate Middleton found herself a future king.
What happens when a Capricorn woman does not find a man with a mission?
That’s when you get Greta Thunberg. Always angry. Always complaining. But always out to save the Earth.
What do You Think?
Are you a Capricorn yourself or know one close enough to confirm or deny? Let me know in the comments.
